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Twins Alice and Heidi, alike in mind and vision but with different experience. Both grasped the foundations at pioneering companies, Disney and L’Oreal, learning from the very best in the industry. Before going over to the dark side and learning the ropes at top agencies, working in the lifestyle, food & drink, restaurant, publishing, health & beauty and aesthetics sectors. Always dreaming of merging their interlinking wisdom to create something that is far from Bland. Bland. has got its eyes and ears firmly in the UK’s media, understanding what makes it tick, with the right contacts to gain exposure. Both Bland’s have helped brands crack the tough UK market with fun and engaging campaigns to maximise budgets across all platforms.
﷯ ﷯ Alice is our food, drink, and lifestyle expert. With experience helping smaller artisan brands trying to crack the market to working on multi-layered campaigns with established names! Alice has been known to help leading restaurant groups along the way, whether it be one-offs with a Michelin Star, nationwide chains or quirky pop-ups championing the latest food trends. You name it Alice has eaten it. ﷯ ﷯ Heidi is the health, beauty and lifestyle guru, working with many hair, make up, and skincare brands. As well as representing doctors, aesthetic clinics, and leading treatments. All things digital is where Heidi makes her mark, utilising all social platforms strategically generating noise in the online sphere. Heidi is a dab hand at bringing brands to the UK market with a splash! You name it Heidi has tested it. ﷯ ﷯ YO! Sushi • Hamley’s • Giraffe • Bodeans • Hilton Hotels • Ca’puccino • Amorino • Essence Cosmetics • POD Courthouse Clinics • Pierre Marcolini • Boka Food • Pollen + Grace • Cocoa+ • Love Makeup
Embryolisse Skincare • Dr Paw Paw • Lime Crime • Zoeva Brushes • Sugarpill • Vitage Skincare • Redken
Ed's Easy Diner • Absurd Bird • Freedom Brewery • The Cracker Drinks Co. • Ogario London • Ben Nye
Brasserie Blanc • Revere Pub Company • Harper Collins • Homebase • Disney • L’Oreal